iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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Kissing someone on a night out is actually such bullshit. It’s not special whatsoever. I wasn’t in the humor this evening and this lad asked me to kiss him and I was like nah thanks sorry. So like obviously the guy goes and pursues someone else. That’s fine and go him but just fuck the cattle market that is gay clubs. Nobody wants to kiss YOU they want to kiss anybody that passes some hotness check in their head.

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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aloejuice:

STOP

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gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

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Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)

Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)

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"Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"

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